HellsBrat/ LithiumDreams

fefairypixie:

five nights at freddy’s be like

If anyone messages me and I have not replied, I wish to apologize for that I cannot tell if I have messages or not, I think Tumblr is eating them. D:

Fun at work

So…I work in retail and I had the most interesting day.

 First off I had a lady try on a knit sweater, now this sweater has holes in it already because it’s a knit sweater. She tells me the sweater has too many holes in it to fix and did not want it, I said nothing but smile and continued on with my work.

Later around 5:00pm, an hour until we close the store doors, my manager looked at me and calmly inform me that there was a bat in the store. A live bat. IN THE STORE. So here is this little brown bat flying around avoiding people and decided to make it’s way towards me and I swear I didn’t freak out but I had to voice my concern of “why me?” And to make it more fun the bat decided to fly into the change rooms, where two customers where trying on clothes.

My manager told them to be careful and there was a bat in the change rooms, one of the women screamed when she noticed it flying above them and then went out to the floor and then out the doors to enjoy the rest of the mall.

 The bat is fine, I’m just mad I did not get a video of it flying around, but I heard from my manager that when the security guards came to get the bat, said bat flew at one of them and this man jumped like a cat on a hot tin roof and claimed he was not scared. He was pale as a ghost my manager mentioned to me. And to make it better there is another one in another store hiding in the backroom, I had to laugh.

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

netflixgurl:

That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.

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WHENEVER I DON'T PLAY A GAME FOR A LONG TIME AND FORGET THE CONTROLS
me: *tries to talk to a character*
me: *accidentally sets said character on fire*
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Skyrim?
Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

exothermiac:

"you’ve been in bed all day, why don’t you come outside?"

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"the sun is shining, it’s a beautiful day"

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"we can go get food"

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I think we all relate to this, the last one would have me out of bed, dressed and ready to go.